One case. $29. Once.
You're not buying software — you're buying the ordered sequence while a deadline runs. The free tier covers preparation and triage; the $29 kit covers the full exit workflow for one case.
What $29 is measured against
- One missed mortgage autopay: a late fee now, a 30-day-late mark that can sit on your credit report for years, and a dispute process measured in months.
- One misrouted paycheck: direct deposit bouncing off a closed account, and a payroll cycle you can't accelerate.
- The DIY alternative: evenings of forum-thread spelunking, advice that isn't about your accounts, and a plan you keep in your head — while the countdown runs.
FREE
$0
- ✓ Pre-emptive risk self-check (split purchases, new accounts, DD migration, and more)
- ✓ Emergency decision tree — your track, urgency, and the first steps
- ✓ All consumer guides
EXIT KIT
$29 one-time
Per case. No subscription, no upsells.
- ✓ Migration checklist computed from your closure notice date: new account, direct deposit, every autopay, benefits routing — each line dated and trackable
- ✓ Full decision-tree runbook for your track (cards / checking / funds withheld)
- ✓ Deadline calendar with .ics export — including bank-specific points deadlines (Chase UR, Amex MR, Citi ThankYou, Capital One) where relevant
- ✓ Four letters filled with your case facts, downloadable as .docx: secure-message appeal, formal reinstatement request, points-expiration appeal, CFPB complaint
- ✓ Funds-withheld ledger: amounts, written release dates, overdue escalation ladder
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What $29 does not buy: a reversal of the closure, a guaranteed reinstatement, legal advice, or direct contact with your bank on your behalf. This product is for an orderly exit — the organized sequence, deadlines, letters, and records that let you move your money, your deposits, and your autopays before the date on the letter. Any appeal you choose to send is your decision; the outcome is the bank's.